F***, Marry, Kill – The ‘Swetlana Is Obsessed With Marvel’ Edition

Hello everyone and welcome to another edition of me playing the F***, Marry, Kill game and yes, I did change it up for this particular edition and went with ‘f***’ rather than kiss because that’s apparently who I am when it comes to the Marvel cast. 🤷 But don’t worry, I won’t be using the word itself too much and instead just use emojis because that’s so much more fun, right? Right!

Anyways, I was basically inspired to do this tag again because I saw the Avengers: Infinity War cast doing it on the red carpet (or more accurately: Tom Holland giving his answer in 0.01 seconds). Unlike the cast, I am not limiting myself to just the three Chrises (Evans, Hemsworth & Pratt, for anyone not as obsessed as myself) because this game would be over in a second otherwise.

And just in case ANYONE is curious:

👉👌 Hemsworth
💍 Evans
☠ Pratt

Don’t even try and fight me on this, this is the only acceptable answer.

To play this game, I just put a bunch of the actors’ names into a jar and then picked out three at random and then decided between them. Some of them were super easy (as you’ll see) and others were a bit more difficult especially when the choices included tiny, sweet human beings (you’ll see what I mean).

Round 1: Sebastian Stan, Tessa Thompson & Idris Elba

👉👌 Idris Elba (I mean, how could you not?)
💍 Sebastian Stan (we all knew the second Sebastian’s name popped up there that I would marry him, right?)
☠ Tessa Thompson (I’m just really not attached to Tessa as an actress)

Round 2: Elizabeth Olsen, Anthony Mackie & Tom Holland

👉👌 Anthony Mackie (I honestly think you’d have the best time with Mackie no matter what you got up to, so this should be fun)
💍 Tom Holland (there’s no way I could f*** or kill him, I’m sorry. I’m marrying him and then he can do whatever he wants)
☠ Elizabeth Olsen

Round 3: Robert Downey Jr, Winston Duke & Danai Gurira

👉👌 Winston Duke (every single interview I’ve seen of Winston for Infinity War was just pure awesomeness and him playing a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill with the three Chrises just endeared me to him even more – I’m sure we’d have a fantastic time no matter what we’d get up to)
💍 Danai Gurira (this woman is smart as hell and so driven, I bet we’d have a fantastic time no matter what we’d end up doing)
☠ Robert Downey Jr (I am SO sorry Robert)

Round 4: Scarlett Johansson, Paul Rudd & Chris Evans

👉👌 Scarlett Johansson (I mean, why not, right?)
💍 Chris Evans (like there was even the slightest possibility that I wouldn’t marry Chris Evans if given the chance???)
☠ Paul Rudd (I just really don’t care that much about Paul Rudd, to be honest)

Round 5: Tom Hiddleston, Hayley Atwell & Jeremy Renner

👉👌 Tom Hiddleston (I mean, the Infinity War press tour DID A NUMBER ON ME)
💍 Hayley Atwell (I will forever be pissed that they canceled Agent Carter and deprived me of more of Hayley Atwell as Peggy Carter…)
☠ Jeremy Renner (that was an easy AF one)

Round 6: Zendaya, Taika Waititi & Zoe Saldana

👉👌 Taika Waititi (I’d totally marry the guy but in this particular combination I’ll marry someone to protect them again – same as with Tom Holland)
💍 Zendaya (I can’t possibly kill this sweet human being and I also don’t feel comfortable saying I’d f*** her, not even in a fictional game)
☠ Zoe Saldana (I’m sorry Zoe but I have zero attachment to you…)

Round 7: Bradley Cooper, Emily VanCamp & Chris Hemsworth

👉👌 Bradley Cooper (I think? I don’t know I can’t decide between him and Emily)
💍 Chris Hemsworth (this guy seems like the sweetest human being and I’m still not ever him backing a birthday cake for his daughter in a suit – I am weak AF for men in suit, okay)
☠ Emily VanCamp (or Bradley, I don’t know. Either one of them once I decide on their fate)

Round 8: Sebastian Stan, Chadwick Boseman & Chris Pratt

👉👌 Chadwick Boseman (I mean, I wouldn’t say ‘no’ to marrying him but we’ve got Sebastian Stan in here too so he wins against pretty much anyone – MAYBE not Evans, maybe)
💍 Sebastian Stan (as I said, this guy owns my heart and if there ever was a chance of marrying him, I would in a heartbeat)
☠ Chris Pratt (again, I’m just really not attached to any of the Guardians actors so they’ll usually end up on the chopping block)

Okay, now I’m obviously super curious how you guys would choose if you were in my position, so please, down in the comments below play along and answer for as many rounds as you want to!

• Round 1: Sebastian Stan, Tessa Thompson & Idris Elba
• Round 2: Elizabeth Olsen, Anthony Mackie & Tom Holland
• Round 3: Robert Downey Jr, Winston Duke & Danai Gurira
• Round 4: Scarlett Johansson, Paul Rudd & Chris Evans
• Round 5: Tom Hiddleston, Hayley Atwell & Jeremy Renner
• Round 6: Zendaya, Taika Waititi & Zoe Saldana
• Round 7: Bradley Cooper, Emily VanCamp & Chris Hemsworth
• Round 8: Sebastian Stan, Chadwick Boseman & Chris Pratt

And if you need ’em, here are the emojis so you don’t have to go back up and copy & paste them: 👉👌 💍 ☠

Just in case you are wondering, YES there are wrong answers here. 😉

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