With Avengers: Endgame releasing at the end of the month I figured it was time I brought back a post people seem to have really enjoyed: Fuck, Marry, Kill – Marvel Edition! I did it last year leading up to Infinity War so this felt very fitting – plus, I’m trying to distract myself from the pain that’s coming my way with that movie. I’m in no way ready to say goodbye to most of the actors/characters.
To play this game, I mainly looked at the character posters Marvel released a few weeks ago and then added a few more actors to the mix to keep it interesting and make it more difficult on myself.
So, let’s just jump right in and please, feel free to play along and let me know your answers in the comments below!
Round 1: Danai Gurira, Brie Larson, Sebastian Stan
If you know me and have been around for a little while (especially on Twitter recently) you can probably guess who I’m going to marry right away. But let’s start at the beginning:
- 👉👌 Danai Gurira
- 💍 Sebastian Stan (absolutely no surprise here)
- ☠ Brie Larson (I am so sorry Brie, but I just have absolutely no connection to you which made this easier)
Round 2: Anthony Mackie, Jeremy Renner, Chris Evans
As I was pulling out the names for this round I kind of started to worry about who I’d pick for what until I got Renner. That made my decision so easy. xD
- 👉👌 Anthony Mackie
- 💍 Chris Evans (I will never not choose to marry Chris Evans if given the chance)
- ☠ Jeremy Renner (I just don’t care about him, tbh.)
Round 3: Gwyneth Paltrow, Bradley Cooper, Zoe Saldana
The only reason this round is difficult is because I don’t really care about any of the actors involved. I’ve never seen the Guardians movies or really cared too much about the cast so having two of them here isn’t helping. xD
- 👉👌 Bradley Cooper (I guess?)
- 💍 Zoe Saldana
- ☠ Gwyneth Paltrow
Round 4: Robert Downey Jr, Paul Rudd, Letitia Wright
Okay, last year whenever I got one of the younger cast members I’d always say I’d marry them and leave them be but we’re doing it different this year.
- 👉👌 Letitia Wright
- 💍 Robert Downey Jr. (why wouldn’t you want to marry Robert?)
- ☠ Paul Rudd (I just honestly don’t care that much for Paul if we’re being honest)
Round 5: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jude Law, Chris Hemsworth
This one is hard to choose, to be honest. I’ve had a crush on Jude Law for quite a while when I was younger pus Jake and Chris are ridiculously pretty themselves too.
- 👉👌 Jude Law (I’ll give my younger self this one)
- 💍 Chris Hemsworth (always, always marry Chris Hemsworth if given the chance)
- ☠ Jake Gyllenhaal (I’m sorry Jake. You’re just too new to this cast so…)
Round 6: Tom Hiddleston, Winston Duke, Mark Ruffalo
One of these names was someone I added to the game because he wasn’t featured in the character posters and that’s just rude, if you ask me.
- 👉👌 Tom Hiddleston (I’m still not over his look at the Infinity War press tour!)
- 💍 Winston Duke (I’ve been in love with the man ever since he did the press interviews with Seb and Mackie for IW. This man is absolutely beautiful and I want him as my husband!)
- ☠ Mark Ruffalo (I’m sorry but I just don’t see the appeal in Mark *hides*)
Round 7: Michael B. Jordan, Elizabeth Olsen, Chris Pratt
Ha. Thank you for making this one quite easy for me.
- 👉👌 Elizabeth Olsen
- 💍 Michael B. Jordan (he’s one of the people I added too hoping I’d get to marry or fuck him depending on who else came up for his round. But I’ll marry you no questions asked in this round)
- ☠ Chris Pratt (he’ll always be the Chris I kill as we established in last year’s post)
Round 8: Tessa Thompson, Tom Holland, Evangline Lilly
Man, okay this is a bit more difficult I think? Mainly because I don’t know who to kill for this round…
- 👉👌 Tessa Thompson
- 💍 Tom Holland (that’s easy to say. He’s precious and comes across as a super sweet human, plus I’m sure you’d be able to get all sorts of spoilers out of him!)
- ☠ Evangeline Lilly
Round 9: Chadwick Boseman, Hayley Atwell, Benedict Cumberbatch
Again, this is definitely an easier one because I’ve got the person I’ll kill already set. xD
- 👉👌 Hayley Atwell (I said I’d marry her last year so we’re switching things up)
- 💍 Chadwick Boseman (definitely marrying Chadwick!)
- ☠ Benedict Cumberbatch (I’m sorry but I don’t see the appeal in Cumberbatch for myself)
Round 10: Scarlett Johansson, Lupita Nyong’o, Karen Gillan
Hmmm, I kind of have no idea where this one is going to go? I don’t really have any strong feelings for either of these women as I don’t really keep up with them for the most part…
- 👉👌 Scarlett Johansson (I’ve always thought she was beautiful so)
- 💍 Lupita Nyong’o (I’ll marry Lupita, I think. She loves books (HELLO), she is about to release a book in October about loving the skin you’re in so I feel like we’ll get along so well!)
- ☠ Karen Gillan (I feel like the fact that she’s part of the Guardians cast plays into this too but I don’t care)
And there we have it! Ten rounds of Fuck, Marry, Kill with not too many surprises as I’m quite predictable but this was super fun – especially the ‘research’. xD Who wouldn’t want to look at tons of gifs of beautiful people!
Now I want to know you guys’ answers! Feel free to do all the rounds or just a few of them in the comments below! 🙂
- Round 1: Danai Gurira, Brie Larson, Sebastian Stan
- Round 2: Anthony Mackie, Jeremy Renner, Chris Evans
- Round 3: Gwyneth Paltrow, Bradley Cooper, Zoe Saldana
- Round 4: Robert Downey Jr, Paul Rudd, Letitia Wright
- Round 5: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jude Law, Chris Hemsworth
- Round 6: Tom Hiddleston, Winston Duke, Mark Ruffalo
- Round 7: Michael B. Jordan, Elizabeth Olsen, Chris Pratt
- Round 8: Tessa Thompson, Tom Holland, Evangline Lilly
- Round 9: Chadwick Boseman, Hayley Atwell, Benedict Cumberbatch
- Round 10: Scarlett Johansson, Lupita Nyong’o, Karen Gillan